I Will Crush You!

Awhile back, Pete told me the story of his niece who was coached into cutely stating, “I will crush you with my powers, you will rue the day!”

I figured I had to copy this terrific parenting by Foxbat, so now as you can plainly see from the video below, his daughter now has some competition for evil overlordress of the universe. Along with Pete’s son, it should be interesting to see how this all turns out in about 19 years. As mother of your future leader, I will happily supply freshly baked pie, so pledge your allegiance now.

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4 Responses to I Will Crush You!

  1. Blitzfike says:

    That’s my adopted grand-daughter there… Blitz

  2. Foxbat says:

    Excellent! The Foxbat sub unit is now a trend setter!

  3. Pete says:

    Oh, dear. Did you just call your daughter the “Foxbat sub unit”?

  4. Foxbat says:

    Foxbat protege? heiress? Hmmm… lemme find my thesaurus…

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