I’m here.
Sort of.
I had to attend a Christmas party on Friday night, then I hosted one on Saturday. I used today to clean up the mess from both (I cooked for both of them) as well as dealing with the aftermath of the dreaded squirrel incident. (Have you watched the video below? If not, do so. You won’t be sorry, laughing your ass off at my expense.)
But I’m back with a new, sassy attitude and a list of things to cover before Christmas. Stay tuned, dear readers. We have yet to cover Movie of the Year (I hope to see more votes in that one), I need to talk about Lee Stephen’s Dawn of Destiny, and we need to discuss the imminent arrival of the new system that I went ahead and (finally) pulled the trigger on. All in a week’s work, right?

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