Star Trek Trailer Now Available

You’ve got to be kidding me.

Granted, I’m no expert on Star Trek canon, but the Enterprise wasn’t built on the surface of a planet. A ship such as that would certainly have to be built in a space dock, wouldn’t it? And if it’s the 23rd damn century, why do you have dudes welding on the ship?!? Shouldn’t a ship designed to stand up to directed energy blasts (phasers, right?) not be made out of stuff that can be welded? (Phaser > Welding Arc) Are we still so low on the technology treeĀ in three hundred years?

Don’t get me wrong. I like J. J. Abrams style of film thus far. Both Mission Impossible 3 and Cloverfield were good, but what’s up with him making it look like the Enterprise was made in China? I’m not a Trekkie. I have watched all the movies (I even own the “good” ones on DVD), but even I recognize when someone has unzipped their trousers in order to commence irrigating a beloved universe/license.

My excitement and optimism for the film is waning fast. Let’s await Foxbat’s comments (a bona fide Trekkie) and see if I have reason to worry.

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