If I can continually show enough participation in these threads, I’m going to start a small giveaway (likely a new trade paperback) twice per month.
As usual, place your captions below.
Now Reading
Planned books:
- Dragonfly Falling (Shadows of the Apt 2) by Adrian Tchaikovsky
- A Dance with Dragons (Song of Ice and Fire) by George R.R. Martin
Current books:
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After America by John Birmingham
Recent books:
- The King of the Crags: The Memory of Flames, Book II by Stephen Deas
- The Omnivore’s Dilemma: A Natural History of Four Meals by Michael Pollan
- The Books of the South: Tales of the Black Company (Chronicles of the Black Company) by Glen Cook
- Chronicles of the Black Company by Glen Cook
- Neverwhere: A Novel by Neil Gaiman
Now Watching
Planned movies:
None
Current movies:
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![Let’s Kill Hitler [HD]](http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51hESmStH-L._SL160_.jpg)
Let’s Kill Hitler [HD] by Unknown
Recent movies:
- Fringe: The Complete Third Season [Blu-ray] by Unknown
- Castle: Seasons 1 by Bill Roe, Bryan Spicer, David Barrett, Dwight H. Little, Helen Shaver
- Unstoppable [Blu-ray] by Tony Scott
- The Walking Dead: Season One [Blu-ray] by Frank Darabont
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Aliens to NASA on re-inventing the wheel:
Innovation…
UR DOING IT WRONG.
Try our pizza. It’s out of this world.
Alien art critic #1: You know, with the wide-eyed and threatening stare and the menacing proximity to the globe those earthlings are going to think we mean to subjugate their world.
Alien art critic #2: The design is innovative, but the medium… corn? Come now, the retro look is so boring.
Alien art critic #3: Idiots… he’s juxtaposing a cold solitary figure with a soothing symbol of universality… It’s IRONY!
Alien Artist/Stoner: No, no, no, man… It’s a programming request. I just want to see reruns of “The Corbomite Maneuver” and “Encounter at Farpoint.”
As NASA funding is cut, the Rover project comes to a close. Here, in the last image transmitted from Mars, we see proof of extraterrestrial life… and they look pissed.
I’m in your cornfields, killing your mans.
Pa, will this Martian really work like a scarecrow and keep the Plutonians away?
Alien Postage Found Embedded in Corn Field
St. Paris, Ohio March 27th 2008
Alien postage stamp found etched in corn field appears to be light years behind much more advanced earth postage, however it is freaking huge. Local gadabout Rupert McFurleigh was quoted as saying “If thats the stamp, then we must be squatting on the envelope”.
St. Paris is the home to Anthrax the heavy metal rock band.
***Breaking News***
Destination address found in corn field in Montanouk, Maine.
Burn in hell you
Infidel Netroniuns of Nexus4!
Solar Quadrant 6, Betamax 75091-1229
All your corn, are belong to us!
“Yet more proof that the guys in the local science club weren’t getting laid last weekend.”
Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.
Cartman, there an 80′ satellite dish sticking out of your cornhole…….sure you guys what evar!
If those clowns at Nazca had had this much talent, we would already be on Rigel III…
Recruitment poster for the Galactic Defense League
“What kind of corn aliens are you?”
“We’re Colonels…”
Now this is a freakin’ tough corn maze if I ever saw one…
“Sheep drinking out of water fountains? Naughty, evil, bad earthlings…”
“We come in pizza.”
“If you build it, we will come…”
NASA Scientist #1: “Analysis, Jim?”
NASA Scientist #2: “As a two dimensional picture, it appears to be an alien offering Jello pudding…”
NASA Scientist #1: “And?…”
NASA Scientist #2: “When observed in 3D, the alien is extending an anal probe…”
NASA Scientist #1: “Cool glasses…”
NASA Scientist #2: “Seriously…”
talk to the bling
Pete wins
I like catalyst’s entry… we are now the billboard or graffiti wall of the universe. I just hope the aliens don’t chalk us up as “junk” mail or spam.
So like, who won?