Aliens to NASA on re-inventing the wheel:

Innovation…

UR DOING IT WRONG.

Alien art critic #1: You know, with the wide-eyed and threatening stare and the menacing proximity to the globe those earthlings are going to think we mean to subjugate their world.

Alien art critic #2: The design is innovative, but the medium… corn? Come now, the retro look is so boring.

Alien art critic #3: Idiots… he’s juxtaposing a cold solitary figure with a soothing symbol of universality… It’s IRONY!

Alien Artist/Stoner: No, no, no, man… It’s a programming request. I just want to see reruns of “The Corbomite Maneuver” and “Encounter at Farpoint.”

I’m in your cornfields, killing your mans.

Alien Postage Found Embedded in Corn Field
St. Paris, Ohio March 27th 2008

Alien postage stamp found etched in corn field appears to be light years behind much more advanced earth postage, however it is freaking huge. Local gadabout Rupert McFurleigh was quoted as saying “If thats the stamp, then we must be squatting on the envelope”.

St. Paris is the home to Anthrax the heavy metal rock band.

***Breaking News***

Destination address found in corn field in Montanouk, Maine.

Burn in hell you
Infidel Netroniuns of Nexus4!
Solar Quadrant 6, Betamax 75091-1229

“Yet more proof that the guys in the local science club weren’t getting laid last weekend.”

Cartman, there an 80′ satellite dish sticking out of your cornhole…….sure you guys what evar!

Recruitment poster for the Galactic Defense League

Now this is a freakin’ tough corn maze if I ever saw one…

“We come in pizza.”

NASA Scientist #1: “Analysis, Jim?”

NASA Scientist #2: “As a two dimensional picture, it appears to be an alien offering Jello pudding…”

NASA Scientist #1: “And?…”

NASA Scientist #2: “When observed in 3D, the alien is extending an anal probe…”

NASA Scientist #1: “Cool glasses…”

NASA Scientist #2: “Seriously…”

Pete wins

So like, who won?