Congratulations to last week’s winner–Catalyst!
You guys know the rules. Come up with witty captions that make me giggle.
Now Reading
Planned books:
- Dragonfly Falling (Shadows of the Apt 2) by Adrian Tchaikovsky
- A Dance with Dragons (Song of Ice and Fire) by George R.R. Martin
Current books:
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After America by John Birmingham
Recent books:
- The King of the Crags: The Memory of Flames, Book II by Stephen Deas
- The Omnivore’s Dilemma: A Natural History of Four Meals by Michael Pollan
- The Books of the South: Tales of the Black Company (Chronicles of the Black Company) by Glen Cook
- Chronicles of the Black Company by Glen Cook
- Neverwhere: A Novel by Neil Gaiman
Now Watching
Planned movies:
None
Current movies:
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![Let’s Kill Hitler [HD]](http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51hESmStH-L._SL160_.jpg)
Let’s Kill Hitler [HD] by Unknown
Recent movies:
- Fringe: The Complete Third Season [Blu-ray] by Unknown
- Castle: Seasons 1 by Bill Roe, Bryan Spicer, David Barrett, Dwight H. Little, Helen Shaver
- Unstoppable [Blu-ray] by Tony Scott
- The Walking Dead: Season One [Blu-ray] by Frank Darabont
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“Yeah, but I make this look GOOD!”
“Silence, I KILL YOU!”
“Wouldn’t want a wet pussy now would we?”
Captain’s log, stardate 709.11. We’re on a mission… A mission to… find… the bastards who put me in this parkha. Starfleet guidelines say they must pay.
For some reason, that cat reminds me of captain kirk…
There is definitely a William Shatner vibe from the kitty.
“Hey!! a bib would have done just fine.. You know I use the feathers to floss with afterwards…”
All FEMA trained “Flood Unit Bravo Area Reconaisance or FUBAR ” cats have been recovered. Cat pictured was released in 34′ flood waters in downtown New Orleans and was found bone dry under an awning in Phoenix Arizona.
“I’m ready for the Fishingz Trip!”
Police Officer: “I’m going to have to haul you in for animal abuse”
PETA Protester: “You can’t take me in! I’m only exercising free speak by making a visual statement about animal cruelty to the public so that the public becomes more aware of neglected cats in this city!”
Police Officer: “You can’t glue a cat ass down to the pavement in Times Square”
PETA Protester: “Then how are we going to get people’s attention?!!!!11one”
Police Officer: “Then glue your own ass down on the pavement!”
Peta Protester: “Look, how about we compromise and put a parka on the cat?”
Police Officer: “Go right ahead, then I’m going to bludgeon you about the head and shoulders for a bit”
—Pan Out—
Peta Protester gets on phone with American Civil Liberties Union
Police Officer is relieved of duty
Cat is fitted for parka
I is purtecktin mah fur coat frum PETA acktivitz.
There laughing at you! I can’t dress myself!
“You think this is bad?… you should see the Dachshund in the turtle-neck sweater.”
Yet another humiliating wardrobe change for Mr. Tinkles…
Tabby waits patiently outside of Crazy Eddie’s Emporium of Exotic Birds and Ceiling Fans.
Before “belling the cat” received unanimous approval, “kitty in a parka” was leading in the polls.
So the doctor said that if I wear this, I can’t father kittens. Personally, I think he’s full of shit.
The Cat in the Hat’s younger brother… Pussy in a Parka
Stupid Witch… I asked for a windbreaker.
Number 15 from Dez and Number 7 from Catalyst are in the lead! No one else has any pithy comments?
I know Kate and Foxbat have some wit concealed somewhere.
“When I am overlord, it will rain humans and pork products, not this silliness of cats and dogs.”
Why a yellow raincoat? Well… I keep tripping over the poncho and I just don’t look good in urban camouflage.
…and if you pull the other string down, I tilt my head to the other side, “meow” twice, and play with an imaginary ball of yarn… pull them both down and I roar like the MGM lion.
The Fashion Police do not have K-9 units… they have the ME-OW Force! Fabulous!
(Able to sniff out bad accessories before you bomb on the public scene)
I refuse to participate on the grounds that Dez has too much free (and amusing) time on his hands
“Is that a nuclear missile coming down? Praise the Lord that this humiliation will finally end…”
A feline dealer on a high traffic corner using non-verbal communication…
Hoodie up – I have catnip
Hoodie down – cool it, until the “fuzz” moves on
A nerdie cream colored feline laments that only a black cat can pull off this look successfully.
Qualifications? Are you kidding me? How many animals without thumbs do you know that can dress themselves?
Lost and terrified in the middle of a Vietnamese neighborhood, Kitty disguises himself, hoping to pass for human long enough to escape.
Sesame Street goes “Live Action”…
“Psst… Hey you… Wanna buy a ‘Q’?”
Confusion between the Marketing Dept. at TrojanEnz and the Comercial Studio created this iconic piece of work with the following subtitle: “Rain Jacket’s Not Just for Cock’s Any More”
The Gorton’s Fisherman has a very impatient pet waiting at the wharf.
“Confusion between the Marketing Dept. at TrojanEnz and the Comercial Studio created this iconic piece of work with the following subtitle: “Rain Jacket’s Not Just for Cock’s Any More”
Rolf
Per Catalyst: The new feminine prophylactic. No longer shall we hear “Wrap that rascal,” but instead “Cover the Kitty.”
I vote for #29 (since I can’t vote for myself), not that my vote counts for anything…
“Why am I wearing this? Well, the first thing I heard after learning the humans’ speech was, ‘There’s more than one way to skin a cat.’”
I’m going to destroy Zann and Jayna… and I’m not so concerned about Gleek or that “Shape of an eagle.” It’s the “Form of water” that pisses me off.
I’m with Foxbat; 29 has it.
Woo for Dez!
Damn dangling chads…
Recount!!!