You guys know the drill. Comment 29 by Dez won last week’s contest!
Now Reading
Planned books:
- Dragonfly Falling (Shadows of the Apt 2) by Adrian Tchaikovsky
- A Dance with Dragons (Song of Ice and Fire) by George R.R. Martin
Current books:
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After America by John Birmingham
Recent books:
- The King of the Crags: The Memory of Flames, Book II by Stephen Deas
- The Omnivore’s Dilemma: A Natural History of Four Meals by Michael Pollan
- The Books of the South: Tales of the Black Company (Chronicles of the Black Company) by Glen Cook
- Chronicles of the Black Company by Glen Cook
- Neverwhere: A Novel by Neil Gaiman
Now Watching
Planned movies:
None
Current movies:
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![Let’s Kill Hitler [HD]](http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51hESmStH-L._SL160_.jpg)
Let’s Kill Hitler [HD] by Unknown
Recent movies:
- Fringe: The Complete Third Season [Blu-ray] by Unknown
- Castle: Seasons 1 by Bill Roe, Bryan Spicer, David Barrett, Dwight H. Little, Helen Shaver
- Unstoppable [Blu-ray] by Tony Scott
- The Walking Dead: Season One [Blu-ray] by Frank Darabont
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“Can you hear me now?”
“Hold on a sec, OSHA has me on hold.”
Playboy AP
April 04.09.2008
After wearing out every marital aid in her inventory, Brenda turns to the professionals at NASA. Brenda remains skeptical that the staff of 5,788 middle aged balding scientists can truely satisfy her loins. When asked about this comment, Fred Stennopad was quoted as saying, that “the moderate individual quantity of machismo still stacks up to 2.3MF (Mega Fonzies)” and thats almost a full XS (Xena with Strap-on)
In Soviet Russia, the rocket rides YOU into space.
What do you mean, I put it in backwards?
Yes, it’s a Hemi…
I’m sorry, Emperor Scroob, but Mega Maid will be done when I say it’s done.
Kathy’s theories of studying by osmosis did help her to pass her astrophysics exam, but from then on she was referred to as “that smart ass.”
“Houston, we have a problem.”
Hey Bill can you stop at Walmart ,We are gonna need some duct tape lots of duct tape.
Can you check the NASA forums and find out were the blue wire goes?
What time does the flight leave? Ok get me 3 packs of huggies a case of water and a 9mm.
What McGyver can do when he has a NASA budget…
“Yeah, I’m double riveting the underwire. We don’t want a wardrobe malfunction on the Madonna “Like a Virgin Riding a Unicycle into an Air Craft Hanger Come Back Tour” now do we.
Get the hot new “Girls of NASA 2001 Calendar” before we run out!
Factory worker Christine Boring attacks Google in a futile effort to defend Americans’ right to privacy. As a result of her onslaught, the Google website was shut down for approximately 2 hours yesterday, causing global panic.
Hello?, sorry Jim, no your breaking up…what, NO I said DON’T turn it on!…..Hello Hello…….shit…
“Mom, I wanted you to know that Bill has been cheating on me… (Pause) No, I’m not getting mad, I’m getting even… I’m going to launch his truck, his tools, and his precious wide-screen HDTV set into orbit.”
“Hello, is this the Civil Liberties Union? ok, then I’d like to lodge a complaint. I was recently employed by NASA after completing my PhD in frick’n Rocket Science and all my boss has me do is sit all day on one of the space shuttle thrusters. I also think the safety requirement for tight fitting jeans in the Thruster Sitting Dept. is bogus.”
Reading AND talking on the phone….
what else needs to be said.
“hello”
“I want to ask you a few questions and I want them answered immediately”
“who is this?”
“I’M A COP YOU IDIOT!!”
Mr. Gates your escape pod is almost complete.
The mechanical bull at ‘Gilley’s’ just got a little harder…
I want to go back to being a sex object…
Now when I was hired you told me that I could start at the bottom and work my way up to the top; I didn’t think you meant it literally.
Dammit Jim, I’m an astrophysicist, not a mechanic!
Scotty’s 21st century ancestor faces the ages long family curse:
“What do you mean I have only 3 hours to make it work?”
17 and 23 are current comedy gold.
Whaddaya mean, the parts came from ACME?
“Yeah, Hank, the blender’s on the fritz again…”