Excerpts from
“Miss Nancy Cutless’s Book of Eddiekit” circ. 1839
Chapter 4
“Visitn Forn Dignatories”
Pge. 193
“It be important that when you be visitn forn parts to be as smug as possible.”
Moments after George W. Bush laid eyes on White house Press correspondent Helen Thomas.Bush was quoted as saying
“I think I just threw up in the back of my mouth” .
“Oh my eyes!, why didn’t someone tell me Hillary and Obama were in there!”
“That smell!”
Excerpts from
“Miss Nancy Cutless’s Book of Eddiekit” circ. 1839
Chapter 4
“Visitn Forn Dignatories”
Pge. 193
“It be important that when you be visitn forn parts to be as smug as possible.”
George W. Bush doing his best impersonation, Beaker from the muppets. ME ME ME boom!
Moments after George W. Bush laid eyes on White house Press correspondent Helen Thomas.Bush was quoted as saying
“I think I just threw up in the back of my mouth” .
This door handle is modeled on a part of my anatomy. Hmm…
#6 Ewwwwww Pete just ewwwwwwww
Be sure to light a match after unloading a case of whoop-ass.
On his left hand… the ring of power. The transformation into Gollum has begun.
“I think my bullet proof vest just crushed my left testicle”
“Damn these Depends ™ save time”
Dam I sharted…I almost made it to the the growler too. Hmmm maybe I should clean myself up with my hand, you know, know thy enemy…
“Here’s my impression of that Russian leader guy ‘Leonid Brezhnev’… you know, before he died and all…”
Holly Shart! My Botox wore off!
“That’s my legacy?! Yikes!”
Bush walks in on Bill and Monica
Bush walks in on Bill and Hillary
Bush walks in on Bush Sr. and Barbara
Good grief! Where’s the Poo-Pourri??? http://www.poopourri.net/