After wearing out every marital aid in her inventory, Brenda turns to the professionals at NASA. Brenda remains skeptical that the staff of 5,788 middle aged balding scientists can truely satisfy her loins. When asked about this comment, Fred Stennopad was quoted as saying, that “the moderate individual quantity of machismo still stacks up to 2.3MF (Mega Fonzies)” and thats almost a full XS (Xena with Strap-on)
“Yeah, I’m double riveting the underwire. We don’t want a wardrobe malfunction on the Madonna “Like a Virgin Riding a Unicycle into an Air Craft Hanger Come Back Tour” now do we.
Factory worker Christine Boring attacks Google in a futile effort to defend Americans’ right to privacy. As a result of her onslaught, the Google website was shut down for approximately 2 hours yesterday, causing global panic.
“Mom, I wanted you to know that Bill has been cheating on me… (Pause) No, I’m not getting mad, I’m getting even… I’m going to launch his truck, his tools, and his precious wide-screen HDTV set into orbit.”
“Hello, is this the Civil Liberties Union? ok, then I’d like to lodge a complaint. I was recently employed by NASA after completing my PhD in frick’n Rocket Science and all my boss has me do is sit all day on one of the space shuttle thrusters. I also think the safety requirement for tight fitting jeans in the Thruster Sitting Dept. is bogus.”
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