“Oh my eyes!, why didn’t someone tell me Hillary and Obama were in there!”

Excerpts from
“Miss Nancy Cutless’s Book of Eddiekit” circ. 1839
Chapter 4
“Visitn Forn Dignatories”
Pge. 193
“It be important that when you be visitn forn parts to be as smug as possible.”

Moments after George W. Bush laid eyes on White house Press correspondent Helen Thomas.Bush was quoted as saying
“I think I just threw up in the back of my mouth” .

#6 Ewwwwww Pete just ewwwwwwww

On his left hand… the ring of power. The transformation into Gollum has begun.

“Damn these Depends ™ save time”

“Here’s my impression of that Russian leader guy ‘Leonid Brezhnev’… you know, before he died and all…”

“That’s my legacy?! Yikes!”

Bush walks in on Bill and Hillary

Good grief! Where’s the Poo-Pourri??? http://www.poopourri.net/