Now are you sure that when lightning hits the spike on your helmet and jumps to my fingers, that the knob on my staff will shoot fire like a radio shack plasma ball?
A centurion displays the weapon that turned the tide of battle for the Romans, allowing them to win the Punic Wars by overcoming Hannibal’s war elephants… the pachyderm nut punch.
“Wait… Hang on… I think that last one is going to require new underwear.”
Now are you sure that when lightning hits the spike on your helmet and jumps to my fingers, that the knob on my staff will shoot fire like a radio shack plasma ball?
What ever you do, don’t pass out on the side of the road. I did and woke up with a blue ribbon around my willie…
“Spread out and search every abode! 500 denarius to the one who finds Pete Hodges…”
There’s a Biggus Dickus joke in here somewhere, I just have to think…
“You know, those quail feathers in your helmut aren’t authentic attire according to my handbook here…”
“You know, those quail feathers in your helmet aren’t authentic attire according to my handbook here…”
Has anyone seen a pack of Trojans?
Miniskirts are sooo yesterday…
Tuchas Facius: Mom!… He won’t stop touching me!
Magnus Flatulus: I am not!
A centurion displays the weapon that turned the tide of battle for the Romans, allowing them to win the Punic Wars by overcoming Hannibal’s war elephants… the pachyderm nut punch.
Do you wax?