Badfun won last week with comment #8!
Pete will pick the winner from last week and update this post. But here is another one to start working on in the mean time.
Badfun won last week with comment #8!
Pete will pick the winner from last week and update this post. But here is another one to start working on in the mean time.
“I don’t know, it started out as a pimple on my shoulder… Now this!”
Groom 2.0 — Batteries not included
“Oh yes mother, you can move in as soon as we get back from the honeymoon. Actually, why don’t you join us on the honeymoon. Wouldn’t that be wonderful, Michael?”
“Michael???”
It started out with John’s simple maneuver to peer down his bride’s gown. What he found astounded him so much that he passed out.
Obviously, he’s drinking decaf…
Hurry up and finish the ceremony before he sobers up.. My sex change surgery isn’t scheduled to complete before next week…
All I can say is… it must have been one hell of a bachelor party!
LAWLS @ Shawn’s #2.
Now another toast with coffee? Can we get to the banging already for the love of Christ. Haven’t I wait long enough?
Countess Caffeine weds Prince Valium… drink of choice at the reception, Irish Coffee
The Stepford Husband…