I drove to Boston and back, I’m tired. You will have to wait for my witty diatribe tomorrow while Pete recovers. However, do not fret! In our absence, I’d like to present you with a caption contest. We haven’t had one in a while, and you guys seemed to love them.
Here is your pic.
![Let’s Kill Hitler [HD]](http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51hESmStH-L._SL160_.jpg)
Opera on wheels!
“…My speaw and magic Segway!”
“Knight Rider” meets “Sex on the Segway”
Dubious Reenactments of History…
Richard III: “A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse!… oh wait, a Segway!”
Queen Boudicca of the Iceni: “I wonder how well my new war chariot will fare against the Romans…”
Medieval nerds in love…
“Doest thou Segway here often?”
“My castle, or thine?”
Is this a pic from the wedding you attended recently Kate?
GK.
No.
Nuff said.
Man: “I notice you have a gap in your teeth. According to Chaucer, gap-toothed women are lusty.”
Woman: “I am more lusty than your trusty steed.”
Man: “My trusty steed is lusty indeed.”
I think she can take him 3 out of 5 in the Segway Joust competetion…
“I hate it when people dress in normal clothes, it ruins the whole ‘Medieval Experience’…”
Ok, first off, I didn’t read it was you posting, Kate. I thought Pete drove to Boston and back. I was very impressed.
Now, onto the quote:
“50 horsepower?!?! Have you ever seen a horse?”
i had a really mean thing to say about Kate. But I won’t, for Kate is my friend, and friends don’t say mean things about other friends.
I was going to write a comment but after reading Will’s I’d like to simply put in a vote for his. Cracked me up.
“You look like a veggie noob.”
Hillary conceded to Obama and Sgt. Webb quoted Chaucer which only leaves 5 more seals to be opened before the time of judgement.
This really calls for theme music. Might I suggest lyrics such as:
“You see me roll on my Segway, I know in my heart they think I’m White and nerdy”
Because that’s what I hear when I see the picture.
I KNEW the Big Brown Segway was too good to be true…