You know the drill.
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Peter Hodges
Exploring the Craft of Writing
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Novels
Thomas the Loan Adjuster
Comedic fantasy told from first person point of view.Alchemy and Empire
Epic fantasy with ensemble cast.Loss of Innocence
Military science fiction set around a near future first contact situation.
Your tax dollars, hard at …work?
The fireman has these thoughts running through his head:
“Well, this is Britney Spears’ house. I thought I’d volunteer to come out here and put out the wildfire, maybe see some drunk trailer trash naked on the lawn, but noooo. She’s all coked out inside with a Justin Timberlake inflatable pool toy. Whatever. I think I’ll just sit down here. Hmm. This is a comfy chair, but no where near as comfy as though post-baby thighs. I bet she’s fatter than she looks, just like my dear old mom. I wonder what my mom is doing right now? I bet she’d flip out to see that I’m putting out a fire in California in Britney Spears’ backyard. Mom wouldn’t begrudge me some coked up trailer trash ass. Maybe I could find a branch to wedge this hose. I mean really. Who cares if the fire burns. The fire in my loins for Britney burns hotter than this silly little wildfire.”
“Wow Man… Lookat the colors in the smoke.. Wow!!! Smoke…”
Sweet! The chair is still here from last years fires!!
Many a well dressed looter lay burning in the New Orleans 9th Ward fire of 2008. Kanye West was unavailable for comment.
Ooooh, the charmed, ice-tongued serpent sword, wielded with the +2 sitting bonus! The armor looks cursed though…
Come to California we put out fires in our sleep or
This guys just making him self earthquake proof.