Tuesday Caption Contest

29 Jul

 

You know the drill.

7 Responses

  1. Foxbat says:

    Your tax dollars, hard at …work?

  2. SgtWebb says:

    The fireman has these thoughts running through his head:

    “Well, this is Britney Spears’ house. I thought I’d volunteer to come out here and put out the wildfire, maybe see some drunk trailer trash naked on the lawn, but noooo. She’s all coked out inside with a Justin Timberlake inflatable pool toy. Whatever. I think I’ll just sit down here. Hmm. This is a comfy chair, but no where near as comfy as though post-baby thighs. I bet she’s fatter than she looks, just like my dear old mom. I wonder what my mom is doing right now? I bet she’d flip out to see that I’m putting out a fire in California in Britney Spears’ backyard. Mom wouldn’t begrudge me some coked up trailer trash ass. Maybe I could find a branch to wedge this hose. I mean really. Who cares if the fire burns. The fire in my loins for Britney burns hotter than this silly little wildfire.”

  3. Blitzfike says:

    “Wow Man… Lookat the colors in the smoke.. Wow!!! Smoke…”

  4. GK says:

    Sweet! The chair is still here from last years fires!!

  5. Catalyst22 says:

    Many a well dressed looter lay burning in the New Orleans 9th Ward fire of 2008. Kanye West was unavailable for comment.

  6. Shawn Powers says:

    Ooooh, the charmed, ice-tongued serpent sword, wielded with the +2 sitting bonus! The armor looks cursed though…

  7. badfun says:

    Come to California we put out fires in our sleep or

    This guys just making him self earthquake proof.

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