Comments on: Tuesday Caption Contest

By: badfun

badfun — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 18:23:23 +0000

Come to California we put out fires in our sleep or

This guys just making him self earthquake proof.

By: Shawn Powers

Shawn Powers — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 10:18:55 +0000

Ooooh, the charmed, ice-tongued serpent sword, wielded with the +2 sitting bonus! The armor looks cursed though…

By: Catalyst22

Catalyst22 — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 04:51:58 +0000

Many a well dressed looter lay burning in the New Orleans 9th Ward fire of 2008. Kanye West was unavailable for comment.

By: GK

GK — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 04:14:25 +0000

Sweet! The chair is still here from last years fires!!

By: Blitzfike

Blitzfike — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 03:51:34 +0000

“Wow Man… Lookat the colors in the smoke.. Wow!!! Smoke…”

By: SgtWebb

SgtWebb — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 03:00:24 +0000

The fireman has these thoughts running through his head:

“Well, this is Britney Spears’ house. I thought I’d volunteer to come out here and put out the wildfire, maybe see some drunk trailer trash naked on the lawn, but noooo. She’s all coked out inside with a Justin Timberlake inflatable pool toy. Whatever. I think I’ll just sit down here. Hmm. This is a comfy chair, but no where near as comfy as though post-baby thighs. I bet she’s fatter than she looks, just like my dear old mom. I wonder what my mom is doing right now? I bet she’d flip out to see that I’m putting out a fire in California in Britney Spears’ backyard. Mom wouldn’t begrudge me some coked up trailer trash ass. Maybe I could find a branch to wedge this hose. I mean really. Who cares if the fire burns. The fire in my loins for Britney burns hotter than this silly little wildfire.”

By: Foxbat

Foxbat — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 01:07:48 +0000

Your tax dollars, hard at …work?