This one comes from a young lad who claims to be in Kenya. Since this is the first time I’ve ever gotten a request to put up a pic for a caption contest, I’ll indulge him.
You guys know what to do. (Poor horse.)
Peter Hodges
Exploring the Craft of Writing
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Novels
Thomas the Loan Adjuster
Comedic fantasy told from first person point of view.Alchemy and Empire
Epic fantasy with ensemble cast.Loss of Innocence
Military science fiction set around a near future first contact situation.
Poor horse? It’s obvious they’re doing the limbo, and the horse is winning by a landslide.
Mutual of Omaha’s Wild Kingdom never looked like this…
Oh, that reminds me… next week I have a colonoscopy.
Geez, even in the animal world its always the tall guys getting the wild ass.
“Honey, I know I didn’t put my glasses on, but you seem shorter than usual…”
Q: What do you get when you cross an onion with a donkey?
A: A piece of ass that’ll bring a tear to your eye
Hut 1! Hut 2! on the count…
Are you sure this is how you play donkey football?
Haven’t they heard that song by Loverboy “Giraffe and Donkey DNA Just Don’t Mix”.
“I’m Marty Stouffer, until next time, enjoy our Wild America…………….gone wild!”
What do you get when you cross a brown chicken and a brown cow?
Brown chicken brown cow…
(pronounced like bow chicka bowp wow)
If you make those sounds, you spontaneously grow a 70′s mustache
When in Rome…
How do you think creatures like the antlion, bullfrog, and dragonfly came about? It’s just nature experimenting again…
Low
Ri
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That damn thing raped the stripes right off those zebras!
HOLLY SHI* A STRIPELESS ZEBRA!
Jerry Giraffe lost a bet with his frat brothers… welcome to the animal kingdom’s version of hoggin’.
this Brings new meaning to taking it in the ass.
In jungle the mighty Jungle,the Giraffe lays some pipe!
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“Squeal like a pig!”,damn you.
You sure have a pretty mouth.