Caption: Captain Kirk retrieves the remains of Ensign Schmuckatelli from the newly discovered world where wishes are granted instantaneously. Of the Ensign, Kirk had this to say, “He just couldn’t get that song out of his head… that poor man. I love the guy, but now he really is an Oscar Mayer wiener.” Pictured to the right is a genie (or djinn), one of the planets’ numerous denizens.
I have several and I shall bundle them into one ‘supersized’ entry:
“Damn it Jim, I’m a doctor, not a dic…, er, bricklayer”
“No Mr. Sulu….. Don’t call ME ‘tiny’.”
Can you find the phallic symbol hidden in this picture??
“Honestly baby, do I look like the kind of Star Fleet captain who needs a penis enlarger pump?”
Kirk realized that the miners, while in panic, must have killed the male horta and cut him into pieces…
Batteries not included???
These bastards made a miniature statue of my junk? UNFORGIVABLE!
The little known truth… this image was actually taken thirteen seconds before the following one:

“Hey, Kate! I found your ear cleaner!”
At….last. Equipment that dwarfs my own. Perhaps this will overcome Spock’s….reserve.
Did that pic inspire King Missile?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4
Tania and Catalyst:
You guys are disturbed individuals.
Man, this would have been a much better choice!
(taken from the LHC testing done earlier)
http://img3.sector.sk/files/novinky/2008-9-9-22-39-33/pict-4.jpg
At first, Viagra was an attachment not a pill.
“Hey, Kate! I found your ear cleaner!”… now we know what’s causing her headaches… ow
Your guess is incorrect, Captain… in a moment my android is going to help you to understand the difference between stalagmite and stalag-TIGHT!
Caption: Captain Kirk retrieves the remains of Ensign Schmuckatelli from the newly discovered world where wishes are granted instantaneously. Of the Ensign, Kirk had this to say, “He just couldn’t get that song out of his head… that poor man. I love the guy, but now he really is an Oscar Mayer wiener.” Pictured to the right is a genie (or djinn), one of the planets’ numerous denizens.
Captain Kirk reminisces for just a moment to that unbelievable 2 week furlough on Risa…
So, is there, in fact a winner? Or did we all win, and in so doing, marginalize all of our efforts…?
Honorable mention for Foxbat:
This tickles me because I like the horta reference (who else go that?) and it’s just plain funny.
Jason, the winner, says:
That picture is just HILARIOUS. Forget about Kirk yelling “KHAN!” into the communicator. Coupling that face with the phallic rock was just priceless.