This Week's Caption Contest

Behind the cut…

Yes, it’s that bad.

Have fun with this one!

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16 Responses to This Week's Caption Contest

  1. Foxbat says:

    I have several and I shall bundle them into one ‘supersized’ entry:

    “Damn it Jim, I’m a doctor, not a dic…, er, bricklayer”

    “No Mr. Sulu….. Don’t call ME ‘tiny’.”

    Can you find the phallic symbol hidden in this picture??

    “Honestly baby, do I look like the kind of Star Fleet captain who needs a penis enlarger pump?”

    Kirk realized that the miners, while in panic, must have killed the male horta and cut him into pieces…

  2. Blitzfike says:

    Batteries not included???

  3. durmiun/Jason says:

    These bastards made a miniature statue of my junk? UNFORGIVABLE!

  4. durmiun/Jason says:

    The little known truth… this image was actually taken thirteen seconds before the following one:

  5. Kate says:

    “Hey, Kate! I found your ear cleaner!”

  6. Tania says:

    At….last. Equipment that dwarfs my own. Perhaps this will overcome Spock’s….reserve.

  7. catalyst22 says:

    Did that pic inspire King Missile?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4

  8. Pete says:

    Tania and Catalyst:

    You guys are disturbed individuals.

  9. durmiun/jason says:

    Man, this would have been a much better choice!

    (taken from the LHC testing done earlier)

    http://img3.sector.sk/files/novinky/2008-9-9-22-39-33/pict-4.jpg

  10. Dez says:

    At first, Viagra was an attachment not a pill.

  11. Dez says:

    “Hey, Kate! I found your ear cleaner!”… now we know what’s causing her headaches… ow

  12. Dez says:

    Your guess is incorrect, Captain… in a moment my android is going to help you to understand the difference between stalagmite and stalag-TIGHT!

  13. Dez says:

    Caption: Captain Kirk retrieves the remains of Ensign Schmuckatelli from the newly discovered world where wishes are granted instantaneously. Of the Ensign, Kirk had this to say, “He just couldn’t get that song out of his head… that poor man. I love the guy, but now he really is an Oscar Mayer wiener.” Pictured to the right is a genie (or djinn), one of the planets’ numerous denizens.

  14. Foxbat says:

    Captain Kirk reminisces for just a moment to that unbelievable 2 week furlough on Risa…

  15. Foxbat says:

    So, is there, in fact a winner? Or did we all win, and in so doing, marginalize all of our efforts…?

  16. Pete says:

    Honorable mention for Foxbat:

    Kirk realized that the miners, while in panic, must have killed the male horta and cut him into pieces…

    This tickles me because I like the horta reference (who else go that?) and it’s just plain funny.

    Jason, the winner, says:

    The little known truth… this image was actually taken thirteen seconds before the following

    That picture is just HILARIOUS. Forget about Kirk yelling “KHAN!” into the communicator. Coupling that face with the phallic rock was just priceless.

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