Words that make writers seem smart

I’ve recently read some rather pretentious blog entries and periodicals that include some terms and phrases that make me think the writers are trying too hard to be cool. I enjoy a clever turn of phrase as much as the next wordsmith, but some of the words that our would-be cultural icons are trying to slip into mainstream consciousness are simply ridiculous. In nearly every instance, the words are forced on the reader without proper context or in a fit of mental regurgitation.

Here’s my definitive list of “poser” writer words/phrases.

  • Zeitgeist
  • Gestalt
  • Obama
  • Cultural mandate
  • Blogfarming
  • Idiosyncratic synergies
  • Carbon footprint
  • Religious juxtaposition

If you, or anyone you know, is tempted to use any of these words in a Live Journal entry, a periodical, or a blog post, please stop them immediately. Only responsible citizens such as you or I can halt this trend of non-speak among those that pretend to the hold the reigns of our media establishment.

I hope I’ve given you enough of a sample that you can recognize other words that might fit in this category.

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5 Responses to Words that make writers seem smart

  1. Vince says:

    If I may, here’s a few more that need to be smacked-down:

    Interface
    Synergy
    Repurposing
    Incremental

  2. Foxbat says:

    Drill Down
    Empower

  3. catalyst22 says:

    Kafkaesque
    Enigma
    Altruism

    A former employer once called all the employees “Individual Contributors”…

  4. Foxbat says:

    Wow, ‘Kafkaesque’

    You should be a writer…!

  5. Sir Charles says:

    Sometimes I think people just like German sounding words. They (the words) sometimes sound mysteriously evil, in a Nazi kind of way. See you in the gotterdamerung. (someday I hope to discover the meaning of that word.) Ciao. SC/gs

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