Weekend Caption Contest


Here’s the re-boot of our weekly caption contest. This week features a harrowing scene of escape. Post away. The winner will be announced in the next contest. While there are no prizes, I’ll certainly respect you more if you can come up with dialog.

14 Responses to Weekend Caption Contest

  1. SgtWebb says:

    “I guess mom should have let you have that apple juice after all.”

  2. badfun says:

    I told you not to light them all at once, I’m telling mom!

  3. Vince says:

    Damn, dude, you gotta doing something about your farts!

  4. HunterROse says:

    Hurry RUN !!!!! barneys got gas again

  5. Foxbat says:

    Money Shot for the latest Jerry Bruckheimer movie ‘Spy Kids 5: Taliban Action Squad’

  6. Kate says:

    Wildlife experts have finally figured out why there are no turtles in Southeastern Oklahoma; using evidence from this previously lost picture of Pete, Gary, Jesse, Rob and Kate at the first ever Turtle Bluff camping trip.

  7. Pete says:

    I never knew Gary was dark-skinned as a child.

  8. Foxbat says:

    The 4 horsemen of the apocalypse.. and their friend Betsy…

  9. Catalyst22 says:

    Taliban strike on Wonderland Ranch bolsters US opinion of radical Muslims.

  10. Dez says:

    Every time you masturbate, God nukes a Kindergarten

  11. catalyst22 says:

    Why is the white boy in the lead while the girl and the homosexual the farthest behind? What kind of skewed ideology are you spewing here?

  12. Dez says:

    In a private operation at Wonderland Ranch, while attempting to narrow Mr. Jackson’s nose yet again, plastic surgeons pierced the racial barrier separating white and black… with disastrous results.

    Yeah, I’ll probably do some time in Purgatory for this one

  13. Dez says:

    Gives a whole new meaning to “Soul Glow”

  14. catalyst22 says:

    Why does that girl have socks on in the grass?

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