Weekend Caption Contest

stormtrooper

This week blends nerdery with a 21st Century gesture of disrespect. Whatever could be going through the Stormtrooper’s mind?

Last week’s winner was Catalyst22′s FIRST post.

 

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11 Responses to Weekend Caption Contest

  1. Foxbat says:

    Michael Jackson’s secret love for Star Wars is finally revealed!

  2. Pete says:

    I just teabagged Pete’s dentist!

  3. catalyst22 says:

    “Damn you Naboo Light House for the Blind and Retarded”

    Oops, cod piece fell off. Fabric label reads “Made at Naboo Light House for the Blind and Retarded”

  4. Dez says:

    His parents urged him to enlist in the Imperial Army, but his dream was to follow Michael Jackson on tour.

    or

    Emperor Palpatine, speaking to a gathering of spoiled, rich, vacant twits like Paris Hilton and Lilo

    “Our Stormtrooper here is demonstrating how you can be obnoxious in public, and yet modestly covered… No, dear, this is not what is meant by a “snatch and grab”.

  5. Blitzfike says:

    About the military’s “one size fits all” philosophy…
    “Uhhh Scuse me Sarge… It’s caught in the joint again…”

  6. badfun says:

    These are the Balls your looking for!

    or

    The death star plan are not in the main computer,there in my crotch.

    or

    I just vaporized Jar Jar Binks. Whewwwwt!

  7. Dez says:

    Boba Fett? Boba Fett? I got yer Boba Fett right here, pal!

  8. Foxbat says:

    Fanboy reacts to the news that he can, in fact, have it arranged to “Kiss a Wookie”…

  9. Foxbat says:

    New front man for the sci-fi rock band “The Storm Troopers”.

  10. Dez says:

    Knowing that his unit was about to be sent on a suicide mission, Private Jones somewhat modified the usual salute to the Emperor…

    “We who are about to die…”

  11. Dez says:

    This is how the groom reacts when he sees the cake…

    (referencing Kate’s pic of the Millennium Falcon Groom’s cake and the rumor of an AT-AT cake)

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