I’m alive.
Sort of.
It turns out that only two of my four teeth could be removed. The bottom tooth was so heavily impacted that it took them a while to “break” it out since I have “incredibly dense bone”. That’s good news for me. That means all the Dr. Pepper I drink is going to have difficulty leaching the calcium out of my body and I figure I’ve got another ten years of wanton soda consumption before osteoporosis becomes an irreversible fact.
The top tooth exposed my sinus(es), so they had to seal it not once, but twice. By the time all the trauma and drama was done, I had been under for almost three hours, and they decided (thank the LORD) to only go for two. Had they gone for four, I would probably have died already.
Since I’m an old geezer (mid 30′s), I was told not to expect a recovery like a teenager or a college student, since my ancient jaw had already ossified beyond all reason. They were right. Today is Day Four of Hell Week (caps intended), and this is the only day where I felt like I could actually get along without a little pick-me-up from hydrocodone.
My co-workers are amused at my already fat face being swollen out of proportion (the inspriation for the picture at the left), but they are more amused by the interesting conclusions I’ve been drawing while looped out on painkillers. Being a chemist does not mix well with post-op recovery, but I’ve stayed (mostly) out of the laboratory and limited my activities to analysis and summary.
In the meantime, I hope you were entertained with Kate’s podcast. That is the start of my next project–a novel set in a post-apocalyptic future run amok with religious fanatics, old-West sensibility, and limited future tech. If you have a second, drop a little bit of feedback into the comments section. I’m interested in thoughts/criticisms even at this early stage of the project.

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Dental visits that require anything beyond brushing and flossing suck. Imagine being a 4 year old kid and going through 6 crowns and 4 cavities. And I wasn’t the kid, I was the dad. Made me feel like a horrible parent for not brusing enough.
Glad to hear you survived. And I’m interested in the next project. Sounds right up my alley.
Sorry that all has gone so poorly and painfully… when I was 18 I had 3 wisdom teeth removed. Apparently I am at least 1/4 unwise. I lucked out as the doc asked me if I wanted to be conscious or unconscious. I opted for the “KO” plan… I was given Nitrous Oxide and put on a Valium drip. The doc asked me to count back from 5. I giggled through 5 and 4 and may have made it to “thhh” before passing out. When I went home I was given Codeine… a week’s worth, which I polished off in 4 or 5 days (Hey, the instructions said “use as needed” and I needed). Ice cream and other cold items numbed the pain as well.
If your doc forgot to set an appointment to remove the stitches, call his office and make an appointment. My doc forgot and I had stitches for weeks beyond their usefulness.