
In very colorful language, Pete explained that upon returning home from his weekend with family in St. Louis, his internet was teh broken. I don’t think I’ve ever heard before exactly what Verizon could do with their specialized equipment that could only be sent via mail on a normal business day during a full moon only to be signed with the blood of a grumpy old troll who lives under a bridge, but I cringed and I’m a woman.
Pete should be back up Thursday if he’s not bludgeoned himself to death with his non-working FIOS modem.

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I he does any bludgeoning, it should be Verizon.
I’m back. The new FiOS modem has 1/2 the wireless range of the old one. I’m a little miffed.
Also, it must have been a power surge, because I lost my Wii, a five port switch, and a DVR box as well.