You guys know the drill.
Congrats to Badfun for last week’s winning caption: “These are the balls you’re looking for!”
Now Reading
Planned books:
- Dragonfly Falling (Shadows of the Apt 2) by Adrian Tchaikovsky
- A Dance with Dragons (Song of Ice and Fire) by George R.R. Martin
Current books:
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After America by John Birmingham
Recent books:
- The King of the Crags: The Memory of Flames, Book II by Stephen Deas
- The Omnivore’s Dilemma: A Natural History of Four Meals by Michael Pollan
- The Books of the South: Tales of the Black Company (Chronicles of the Black Company) by Glen Cook
- Chronicles of the Black Company by Glen Cook
- Neverwhere: A Novel by Neil Gaiman
Now Watching
Planned movies:
None
Current movies:
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![Let’s Kill Hitler [HD]](http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51hESmStH-L._SL160_.jpg)
Let’s Kill Hitler [HD] by Unknown
Recent movies:
- Fringe: The Complete Third Season [Blu-ray] by Unknown
- Castle: Seasons 1 by Bill Roe, Bryan Spicer, David Barrett, Dwight H. Little, Helen Shaver
- Unstoppable [Blu-ray] by Tony Scott
- The Walking Dead: Season One [Blu-ray] by Frank Darabont
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While searching for the fabled “brown note”, the musician accidentally found the “red note”.
“Oh thank goodness, it turns out he is just as horny as I am…”
One:
“I wish he’d hurry up so that I can pee.”
Two:
“Wow. It does vibrate if you hit the right frequency. I’ll never need batteries again.”
Three:
“Oh, dear. I forgot my tampon. Blood and yellow satin don’t mix well.”
His music is so bad that my uterus just fell out.
That’s not the way he had me “blowing his horn” …
Leave it to you guys to take the caption contest straight to the gutter.
I resent that… I had to crawl out of the sewer to get to that gutter.
Hmm… he’s blowing a horn, he’s colorful, and he’s ignoring the women… Look everyone, it’s Gay-briel
What’s worse than a cheap cabaret show? A cheap cabaret show in Mime!!!
as soon as he hits the high note I am farting.
“Susan waits anxiously for Larry to finish by opening his spit valve on her.”
Being tone deaf can have it’s advantages….
Looks like she is about to toot her own horn
I think that’s Depeche Mode he’s playing, but I can’t be sure…
Little known vaudeville theatrical niche called “Potty Theatre”. This performance entitled “Tooty and The Woman”
Jeanne Tripplehorn type cast from “Water World” and forced into scat theatre just to feed her puffy bug eyed face.
Oh! ye’ll take the high road and I’ll take the low road, and I’ll be a shartin’ afore ye
Hooray for Shawn Powers! I crown him the wit of the contest.