In very colorful language, Pete explained that upon returning home from his weekend with family in St. Louis, his internet was teh broken.  I don’t think I’ve ever heard before exactly what Verizon could do with their specialized equipment that could only be sent via mail on a normal business day during a full moon only to be signed with the blood of a grumpy old troll who lives under a bridge, but I cringed and I’m a woman. 

Pete should be back up Thursday if he’s not bludgeoned himself to death with his non-working FIOS modem.