This one oughtta keep you busy. What are these girls doing? Why do they feel the need to have their assault rifles so casually slung across their backs? Wherever they live, I’m torn whether to shudder in horror as to what would require such armament or squee with glee that the right to bear arms is so universal that even women do it when in a store.
Shawn Powers is the winner of last week’s contest.
(Note: These are likely young Jewish women in the Israeli army, unless I miss my guess.)
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Israel… where the women are heavily armed, and the men are nervous (for 4 to 7 days each month)
“Is this the convenience store where we get the 10% discount on purchases if we hang out with our assault rifles for at least one hour?”
“Are you SURE you don’t have any Diet Coke in the back?”
“Take it off baby… Wait, I meant the guns, really!!!”
“Six guns, 12 Breasts… if they only had beer and chicken wings, THEN we’d be in Nirvana…”
OMG. Genius.
Did anyone notice that the young lady on the far left is wearing sandals?
Nice one FB
Did anyone notice that the young lady on the far left is wearing sandals?
Yes, and I also noticed that 4 of them are my height, the sandal-wearing one is a red-head (mee-ow), that they are all at sling arms with the M16A2 service rifle, and that none of the rifles have magazines seated. At least two have ejection ports open on their rifles, meaning that they were recently at condition 3 (at least)… and the third one from the right is forgetful of onlookers, or just a tad slutty, ’cause she’s totally letting me stare at her backside. Did anyone notice the box of pads, which inspired my tasteless first entry above?
One:
“So, Yasmina, are you up for the lesbian pool party tonight?”
Two:
“These trousers do nothing for my ass.”
“Ms. April, May, June, July, August & September for the Israeli Army Girls calender. Man I like Spring and Summer…”
The original Beach Boys song, with it’s chorus “I wish they all could be armed Israeli girls”, was a hit in Tel Aviv, but wasn’t so easy for American youth to identify with.
Foxbat… I happen to love the Israeli Army girls calendar. Not only are the girls cute, and packing firepower, but the Hebrew calendar has 13 months… so we get an extra gal each year!
Where is this calendar? I must have it.
I’m going to go ahead and declare Foxbat the winner. Since the weekend is already over, we’ll resume regular caption contests next week.