Comments on: Weekend Caption Contest

By: Pete

Pete — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 02:29:00 +0000

I’m going to go ahead and declare Foxbat the winner. Since the weekend is already over, we’ll resume regular caption contests next week.

By: Pete

Pete — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 15:06:56 +0000

Where is this calendar? I must have it.

By: Dez

Dez — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 13:12:53 +0000

Foxbat… I happen to love the Israeli Army girls calendar. Not only are the girls cute, and packing firepower, but the Hebrew calendar has 13 months… so we get an extra gal each year!

By: Dez

Dez — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 13:09:56 +0000

The original Beach Boys song, with it’s chorus “I wish they all could be armed Israeli girls”, was a hit in Tel Aviv, but wasn’t so easy for American youth to identify with.

By: Foxbat

Foxbat — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 03:42:05 +0000

“Ms. April, May, June, July, August & September for the Israeli Army Girls calender. Man I like Spring and Summer…”

By: SgtWebb

SgtWebb — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 05:14:50 +0000

One:

“So, Yasmina, are you up for the lesbian pool party tonight?”

Two:

“These trousers do nothing for my ass.”

By: Dez

Dez — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 02:27:45 +0000

Did anyone notice that the young lady on the far left is wearing sandals?

Yes, and I also noticed that 4 of them are my height, the sandal-wearing one is a red-head (mee-ow), that they are all at sling arms with the M16A2 service rifle, and that none of the rifles have magazines seated. At least two have ejection ports open on their rifles, meaning that they were recently at condition 3 (at least)… and the third one from the right is forgetful of onlookers, or just a tad slutty, ’cause she’s totally letting me stare at her backside. Did anyone notice the box of pads, which inspired my tasteless first entry above?

By: Dez

Dez — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 02:10:26 +0000

Nice one FB

By: Pete

Pete — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 01:18:35 +0000

Six guns, 12 Breasts… if they only had beer and chicken wings, THEN we’d be in Nirvana…

OMG. Genius.

Did anyone notice that the young lady on the far left is wearing sandals?

By: Foxbat

Foxbat — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 00:22:16 +0000

“Is this the convenience store where we get the 10% discount on purchases if we hang out with our assault rifles for at least one hour?”

“Are you SURE you don’t have any Diet Coke in the back?”

“Take it off baby… Wait, I meant the guns, really!!!”

“Six guns, 12 Breasts… if they only had beer and chicken wings, THEN we’d be in Nirvana…”