Weekend Caption Contest

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This week’s caption contest features a wealth of content. Is she a hippie? A vegetarian? Has she sworn off coke? Does she not know how to use a fork?

You decide!

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13 Responses to Weekend Caption Contest

  1. Dez says:

    Dirty Hippies don’t eat crow… because that would be cruelty to animals.

  2. Foxbat says:

    Fly Bisque, Killed by the President himself. Take THAT P.E.T.A.!

  3. catalyst22 says:

    “Cocaine’s a hell-of-uh-drug”

  4. Foxbat says:

    On the next ‘Fear Factor’, Hippies eat processed foods…

  5. catalyst22 says:

    New Amazing California Celebrity Diet Secrets Revealed!

    *Would you like to cook any meal you like?
    *Love the smell of salad and bean pies?
    *Salivate at the mere thought of eating Pringle remnants?

    Well you don’t have to give up any or all of these cravings with the brand new fantasticly awesome “Empty Fork Diet”.

    Step 1: Aquire fork
    Step 2: Cook Food
    Step 3: Serve Food
    Step 4: Use fork as usual only rather than scooping up food, don’t!

    ITS THAT CRAZY SIMPLE!

  6. badfun says:

    What I thought there were no forks at mid evil times!

  7. Foxbat says:

    Soylent Green is ME!!!!!!!!!

  8. Foxbat says:

    This tofu casserole is great, but I’m still leaving you for an Amish Stripper…

  9. Foxbat says:

    I’ve been waiting for almost a month to take a bite. I knew this diet was extreme, but this is ridiculous!

  10. Foxbat says:

    Simon sez “Freeze!”

  11. Foxbat says:

    When mime’s try to eat…

  12. Foxbat says:

    ‘Just one more day.’ Just keep thinking to yourself, ‘One more day’…

  13. Foxbat says:

    “At least it’s not Mexican food in the middle of Indiana…”

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