
This week’s caption contest features a wealth of content. Is she a hippie? A vegetarian? Has she sworn off coke? Does she not know how to use a fork?
You decide!

This week’s caption contest features a wealth of content. Is she a hippie? A vegetarian? Has she sworn off coke? Does she not know how to use a fork?
You decide!
Dirty Hippies don’t eat crow… because that would be cruelty to animals.
Fly Bisque, Killed by the President himself. Take THAT P.E.T.A.!
“Cocaine’s a hell-of-uh-drug”
On the next ‘Fear Factor’, Hippies eat processed foods…
New Amazing California Celebrity Diet Secrets Revealed!
*Would you like to cook any meal you like?
*Love the smell of salad and bean pies?
*Salivate at the mere thought of eating Pringle remnants?
Well you don’t have to give up any or all of these cravings with the brand new fantasticly awesome “Empty Fork Diet”.
Step 1: Aquire fork
Step 2: Cook Food
Step 3: Serve Food
Step 4: Use fork as usual only rather than scooping up food, don’t!
ITS THAT CRAZY SIMPLE!
What I thought there were no forks at mid evil times!
Soylent Green is ME!!!!!!!!!
This tofu casserole is great, but I’m still leaving you for an Amish Stripper…
I’ve been waiting for almost a month to take a bite. I knew this diet was extreme, but this is ridiculous!
Simon sez “Freeze!”
When mime’s try to eat…
‘Just one more day.’ Just keep thinking to yourself, ‘One more day’…
“At least it’s not Mexican food in the middle of Indiana…”