Dirty Hippies don’t eat crow… because that would be cruelty to animals.

“Cocaine’s a hell-of-uh-drug”

New Amazing California Celebrity Diet Secrets Revealed!

*Would you like to cook any meal you like?
*Love the smell of salad and bean pies?
*Salivate at the mere thought of eating Pringle remnants?

Well you don’t have to give up any or all of these cravings with the brand new fantasticly awesome “Empty Fork Diet”.

Step 1: Aquire fork
Step 2: Cook Food
Step 3: Serve Food
Step 4: Use fork as usual only rather than scooping up food, don’t!

ITS THAT CRAZY SIMPLE!

Soylent Green is ME!!!!!!!!!

I’ve been waiting for almost a month to take a bite. I knew this diet was extreme, but this is ridiculous!

When mime’s try to eat…

“At least it’s not Mexican food in the middle of Indiana…”