Category Archives: Random Ramblings

TF2 pwnage

Even after laying out of the Team Fortress 2 community for the better part of a year, we still got it. Check out the scores from Kate, friend PoorYorick (David) and myself (Captain Spank). (Click to embiggen)

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JW Johnson Interviews Yours Truly

J.W. Johnson, an old friend and aspiring writer, asks a few interesting questions about my journey as a writer thus far. If you’re curious, click through the break for the link. Continue reading

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Wordcounts, 2009 Reading List Updated

I’m making great progress so far on the Loss re-writes. I’ll keep the word counts on the right updated fairly regularly. 6,000 words per week is a twenty week novel. Here’s hoping I can hang on to that pace!

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The Father's Day Wrap-Up

Hopefully this finds all dads healthy, happy, and fulfilled. I spent yesterday at the zoo with my child. He was enthralled with the elephants, so much so that he wanted to have his very own stuffed elephant. The zoo “toy shop” had a range of animals that a helpful attendant would stuff (much like the build-a-bear workshop), so Jackson went through the entire process. When I asked him what he wanted to name it, he thought about it for a minute and said: “Penis!” Continue reading

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Weekend Caption Contest

This week’s caption contest features a wealth of content. Is she a hippie? A vegetarian? Has she sworn off coke? Does she not know how to use a fork? You decide!

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Weekend Caption Contest

This one oughtta keep you busy. What are these girls doing? Why do they feel the need to have their assault rifles so casually slung across their backs? Wherever they live, I’m torn whether to shudder in horror as to what would require such armament or squee with glee that the right to bear arms is so universal that even women do it when in a store. Continue reading

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Weekend Caption Contest

Is she in pain? Does she like trumpet music? Is something poking her backside? You guys decide in this weekend’s caption contest. Continue reading

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Adventures in Missouri

I spent Memorial Day in Missouri learning to appreciate the level of customer service and politeness in my home state of Texas. It’s funny how you begin to take little things like that for granted, especially when one bad experience or one rude person can ruin your day. Continue reading

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Wisdom Tooth Update

I’m alive.

Sort of.

It turns out that only two of my four teeth could be removed. The bottom tooth was so heavily impacted that it took them a while to “break” it out since I have “incredibly dense bone”. Continue reading

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Weekend Caption Contest

This week blends nerdery with a 21st Century gesture of disrespect. Whatever could be going through the Stormtrooper’s mind? Has he just defeated the Rebellion? Crushed the Jedi? Realized he wasn’t a clone trooper after all? You decide. Continue reading

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