Category Archives: Satire

The Squirrel

Posted on December 15, 2007 by Pete

I had a visitor come down my chimney for an early Christmas. It was not Santa. It was a very scared squirrel.  He remained on top of my damper for two hours (my city’s animal control people were very slow) … Continue reading →

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W00t!

Posted on December 11, 2007 by Pete

No, I’m not talking about the daily bargin site. I’m talking about the expression of joy that erupts from many gamers when they achieve great things during the course of a video game. The word has received the Merriam-Webster (of … Continue reading →

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Behind the Scenes – Harry Potter

Posted on November 28, 2007 by Pete
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World of Warcraft – A Funny Take on Addiction

Posted on November 24, 2007 by Pete

This comic is almost sad… Language makes this NSFW. (Continued after the cut.)

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I Need A Hero

Posted on November 13, 2007 by Pete

Call it post-modernist positive destructivism, but I want a hero who takes no prisoners, who doesn’t hesitate to kill the bad guys, and who isn’t interested in turning criminals over to the cops for a lengthy trip through the judicial … Continue reading →

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I Will Crush You!

Posted on October 31, 2007 by Kate

Awhile back, Pete told me the story of his niece who was coached into cutely stating, “I will crush you with my powers, you will rue the day!” I figured I had to copy this terrific parenting by Foxbat, so … Continue reading →

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How to Rule the World: A Guide for Your Little Evil Overlord to Be

Posted on October 27, 2007 by Kate

The picture in the post below  says it all. Those of you who have come to understand Pete, know that should an opportunity present itself, he would take the helm of the ship that we lovingly call Mother Terra.  Paying homage to the old … Continue reading →

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First M.E.A.T. Event Set for November!

Posted on October 10, 2007 by Pete

The date for the first annual M.E.A.T. event has been set. Click on the link above to get more information about the time and location.

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The Vegetarian Mailbag

Posted on October 8, 2007 by Pete

 Mabel the Cow writes: Dear Pete, My name is Mabel. I am a cow that lives on a dairy farm in Wisconsin. I am fed fatty foods and kept immobilized in a stall all day so that rough humans with … Continue reading →

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An Open Letter to Vegetarians

Posted on October 6, 2007 by Pete

Dear Plant Eaters, My name is Peter Hodges, and let me open this letter by saying that I used to enjoy a multitude of fruits and vegetables. However, recent evidence has been brought to my attention by Mathma Gurundi (the … Continue reading →

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