Category Archives: Satire

1980's Transformers

If only the Transformers of the 80′s were still around… By the way, The Transformers DVD will be available October 16th.

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Buck Rogers/Robot Chicken (NSFW)

Did Tarantino have a hand in this?

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Lego Star Wars – Death Star Canteen

This is the best Star Wars parody I’ve seen in a while. (Probably NSFW.)

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How Not To Do A Podcast

Doing this for awhile, I’ve decided to put out a little ‘self help’ podcast on how not to do a podcast. I’ve compiled a few outtakes and examples of what not to do to impress your readers. Enjoy.

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Spin Doctors Examine NASA Decision

We all know that NASA had high-level meetings of managers and engineers to determine if the Endeavor would be safe during re-entry, but what isn’t being talked about in the mainstream media are the meetings of public relations professionals on … Continue reading

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Pete interviews one of nature's creatures…

I recently had the opportunity to sit down and interview Mathilda Sable, the queen of a local Black Widow colony. I approached the conversation with something that approximated journalistic integrity. I hope that everyone can appreciate my complete lack of bias, despite … Continue reading

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It's all true, I swear!

I saw this first on Kate’s site, then saw it again over on Scalzi’s site, so I felt I had to join in on the fun.  We’ll continue the “fun” saga of survival tomorrow! Braaaaaaaains!

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The Zombie Armageddon Begins Today

I write this record for posterity’s sake. I write in the hopes that someone in this Godforsaken generation will survive the holocaust and read my words. I write so that they might see both the anguish of a world gone … Continue reading

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Big Pharma is Missing Out

Live amphibians and rodents can apparently ease stomach and intestinal ailments. Jiang Musheng has been eating the crawly critters for forty years, claiming that their ingestion aided with digestive problems.  The entire menu consists of baby rats, mice, and green … Continue reading

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Local Man Possessed by Gun

ROCKWALL, TX (AP) – Richard D. Umber was recently detained for his role in assisting a local firearm in robbing a liquor store. Police report that surveillance footage shows Umber arguing with a large, semi-automatic handgun as he entered a … Continue reading

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