Category Archives: Satire

Electronic Arts Announces New Video Game

Posted on April 24, 2007 by Pete

HOLLYWOOD, CA (AP) EA Games announces the new intellectual property Battlefield Madden: Command and Warcraft. The game features a tough, ex-football player who decides to join the army of the future rather than spending the rest of his life in … Continue reading →

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The Random Update

Posted on March 7, 2007 by Pete

My wife is scheduled to give birth on March 14th. May God have mercy on all our souls…I have reproduced. Apparently my wife’s “woman parts” don’t work correctly, so she’s going to be induced. Why is it that Homo sapiens … Continue reading →

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No…You Cannot Join the Red Bandana Brotherhood

Posted on March 6, 2007 by Pete

You just can’t. Trust me. If you emailed me, I feel safe in assuming that you are NOT a racoon, an opossum, or an armadillo. Those are the prerequisites for membership.

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Rural Texas Man Protects Town During Gang War

Posted on March 5, 2007 by Pete

MARBLE FALLS, TX (AP) — Richard Huckston, long-time native of the Texas Hill Country, has a passion for public safety. His quiet home has been under siege from local wildlife for nearly six months. About forty miles west of Austin, … Continue reading →

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